
Apologies for my lack of world-changing views over the past week or so, but I have been abducted by a rich 30-something man who fancied my unique brand of intrigue and has taken me snowboarding in Argentina.
Actually, I lie. I’ve just been busy, slacking, and running around like a chicken with my head cut off. Cheers to all the people concerned about my wellbeing. I’m as mentally unstable as ever!
But I shall be divvying up some new textual intercourse and vomiting it on this blog in the very near future. Cheerio!


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